Re: {http://www.kavyatarang.co.cc/} Fw: Excellent joke enjoy

very funny hn.

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Subject: {http://www.kavyatarang.co.cc/} Fw: Excellent joke enjoy

--- On Wed, 7/7/10, SUBHASH W SAWANT <subhash.sawant@tatasteel.com> wrote: From: SUBHASH W SAWANT <subhash.sawant@tatasteel.com> Subject: Fw: Excellent joke enjoy To: "'Abhijit Kahu'" <kahu.abhijit@mahindra.com>, "Ravindra Deshpande" <ravindra.deshpande@gmail.com>, 55vishwas@gmail.com, d.doke@yahoo.co.in, "Bhagwan Patil" <patilbhagwan@rediffmail.com>, "Naresh Salvi" <Naresh.Salvi@wires.tatasteel.com>, "Priyanshu Tiwari" <priyanshu@eximbankindia.in>, "Amdekar, Priti (IN - Mumbai) priti amdekar" <pritiamdekar@gmail.com>, "Nishant R Karnik" <santanish5@rediffmail.com>, PAWAR.GANESH@mahindra.com, "Uday Thatte" <uday.thatte@hsbcinv.com>, "SANTOSH S AHIRE" <santosh.ahire@tatasteel.com>, "V R SHETTY" <v.shetty@tatasteel.com>, "SAKHARAM GHOGLE" <ssghogle@gmail.com>, "Vikas Gadre" <vikas1957@gmail.com>, "MALOJIRAO SATAM" <mvsatam@gmail.com>, "ANGANE Vinay" <Vinay.Angane@hccindia.com>, "Aniruddha" <aniruddhajoshi1@rathi.com>, "DEEPA SATHE" <dms_thane@yahoo.co.in>, "jagdeep talekar" <jagdeep500900@yahoo.co.in>, "mangesh kelkar" <mango_112@rediffmail.com>, "Suhas Bohra" <Suhas.Bohra@aramex.com>, "Prasenjit More" <prasen_m83@yahoo.co.in>, mango_112@rediff.com, sawantsw@gmail.com, keshavvekhande@yahoo.com, ghate.satyajit@mahindra.com, kdpatil.lic@rediffmail.com, rinkupartha@yahoo.co.in, maru.pooja87@gmail.com, OMKAR.SAWANT297@gmail.com, supriya.sawant410@gmail.com Date: Wednesday, 7 July, 2010, 9:38 AM An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!! A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will floc to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good Male readers: Please scroll down. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!! Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart . Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour. ********************************DISCLAIMER*********************************** Information contained and transmitted by this e-mail is confidential and proprietary to Tata Steel Ltd. and is intended for use only by the addressee. If you are not the intended recipient , you are notified that any dissemination or copying of this e-mail is strictly prohibited and you are requested to delete this e-mail immediately and notify the originator. Tata Steel does not enter into any binding agreement with any party by e-mail. Any views expressed by an individual do not necessarily reflect the view of Tata Steel. Tata Steel is not responsible for the consequences of any actions taken on the basis of information provided. While this e-mail has been checked for all known viruses the addressee should also scan for viruses. To know more about Tata Steel please visit www.tatasteel.com ********************************************************************************

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